If it walks like a duck…
Friday, 27 June 2003 by Jacob TomawI have been stereotyped! I received junk mail from the Christian Seniors Association, which touts itself as “America’s Christian Alternative to AARP!” And I quote from the included “2003 National Survey of Christian Seniors,”
Dear Mr. Tomaw,
We specially selected you to represent the Chicago, IL area in the poll because your past activities indicate that you are a Christian senior American who is well-informed on current issues.
I am Christian, as my activities would indicate.
I am American, as my birth certificate, license, and passport attest.
I am well informed, as my subscriptions and internet usage show.
But I am not a Senior! I am 23 years old! What am I doing wrong?
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