Why Friends is not real.
Tuesday, 1 July 2003 by Jacob TomawThe show Friends is not real for many reasons. Has none of these successful people ever thought of to buy a place and to stop renting? One of the other reasons that it is so unbelievable is they have lived so closely this long and has not killed each other! I do not hate the Chi-mate, but I do some times what to run him over with my car. This is not unusual. Talk to most people and they will tell you that they thought they were going to have a great time with their roommate, but as time past (some might say droned on) the little quirks turned into monsters that they wanted to through out the window and not look back if the roommate went with it. If you are in a committed relationship with someone and you shack up or marry them their little quirks might turn into even more reasons to love the person. “I think the way Jackie slurps her soup is cute and I lover her for that.” However, if you are just roommates and could just as easily by as close of friends on different sides on the continent then they have no redeeming value. “I %#@% hate the way Justin slips every-#&$%@-thing he encounters.” Maybe I am insensitive, but I do not think I want to live with any of my friends any longer because they are my friends. Strangers I already distrust and want to through out the window. I just want a robot, a monkey, or half-way polite stranger that will pay its half of the rent on time every month.
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