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Archive for July, 2004


Maybe the other John is doing it?

Friday, 9 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

John (the French looking veteran one) said that he has not had time to be briefed on national security matters on Larry King last night. He must not want the current situation around the world to influence his foreign policy.

Simple but important Choices

Friday, 9 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

Victor David Hanson has a great article over at National Review. Everyone should read it. Then think about the importance of the choice we have to make in 5 months and whose side you are on.

The Johns turn tricks

Friday, 9 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

Is the PDA the Johns are giving each other really appropriate? I do not think the best way to show Americans you will lead the Union into economic prosperity or maintain our status as a dominating world power is to fondle each other.

Teresa Heinz Kerry could be a trailblazer

Thursday, 8 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

One of John Derbyshire’s readers of the Corner points out that Teresa is an African-American. She would could be the first African-American First Lady. This is not a reason to vote for John-John, but check out her campaign bio.

Murder at the Donaldson Ranch

Thursday, 8 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

Tuesday ABC’s Sam Donaldson returned to his ranch in New Mexico to find that some of his hired hands had been murdered. Turns out it was the son of the slain ‘All-American’ family that did it. Sam described the boy, Cody, as “quiet, always respectful to us, helped his dad out in the barnyard.” As a reporter, Sam should have known it is always the quiet and respectful ones. Osama seems like a quiet and respectful guy, aside from the fact he wants to kill every American.

Alf is back!

Wednesday, 7 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

He has is own talk show!

That sucks dude!

Tuesday, 6 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

Folks in Nevada attempting to legalize marijuana, forgot to turn in the signatures before the filing date last month.

Happy Independence Day

Sunday, 4 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

Two centuries one score and eight years ago our founders agreed to something amazing.

Read it. Remember it. Live it.

Dr. Atkins’ other treatments

Sunday, 4 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

Not only did he hate carbs, but he also killed people with cancer.

He got an offer he couldn’t refuse

Friday, 2 July 2004 Jacob Tomaw

Marlon Brando is dead.